Blake Schwarzenbach: I need to see Dr. Z, yo! Chemical peel, pore reduction, nitrous, orange juice and cookies. Then I'm going to see Dr. Octagon about some Chimpanzee acne and anti-gravity Rhinoplasty.
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#0: and, of course, moose bumps
Blake Schwarzenbach: Professional Ethics. I am just a doctor...
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#1: Oh, fuck! There's a horse in the hospital.
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Blake Schwarzenbach: Should we get into Viktor Vaughn? He's about about three pieces ahead of MIA, as chess and bragging rights go.
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Blake Schwarzenbach: The Vaudeville Villain. Loves language.
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#2: You can call 1-800-peepee-5-1-doodoo.
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Blake Schwarzenbach: Who he?
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Blake Schwarzenbach: all Vik scripts available for buy or barter
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Blake Schwarzenbach: like a trucker to Fuddrucker
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#2: Think about it; if you were there standing looking at me what would you do if I hit your face with dog doo doo?
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#1:...Maitre D' at Canal Bar?
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Blake Schwarzenbach: How can he be? Simple, son, mad practice makes a man mad crazy
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Blake Schwarzenbach: too long funning with the yoke of this limited language
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#2: 5 colors, yellow, black and red and green purple.
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Blake Schwarzenbach: somehow it still come up -- shit, that's it, egg on the brick wall -- there it run like brains while the gaggle cops goof with their iCan Came.
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Blake Schwarzenbach: freeze clown, officer down, request backup
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#2: Doc Oc is the shizzle. You're lucky!
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#3: paramedic fetus of the east
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#3: I was born on Jupiter.
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#1: My skin turn orange and green in limosouine.
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Blake Schwarzenbach: I know them cats don't like V, and if they took my head off they'd get off, most likely
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#2: Fuck it, he's dead.
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Blake Schwarzenbach: In any event. Many men are evident. All will be alright if we just live here in this moment.
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#1: 98 year old fridgerator. YouTube.
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Blake Schwarzenbach: Later anger. I have so much danger off this planet.
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#2: Supersonic bionic robot voodoo power Equator ex my chance to flex skills on Ampex
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Blake Schwarzenbach: Why would I dabble and twist before these furious stunts, when I am a cunning series of linguistic events?
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Blake Schwarzenbach: COWS said that once.
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Blake Schwarzenbach: There's a finer line between all of us than people tend to assume. I should know.
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#2: Paramedics fetish your legs with eggs chicken hatch can't find too they dead ex, but the skin don't match.
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Blake Schwarzenbach: I just love you for this.
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#4: This thread reads well to the music of Queens "Under Pressure".
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Blake Schwarzenbach: robyn. Robyn. ROBYN! In that order.
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#2: Definitely made my night. I'm gonna have bump some Oc now.
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Blake Schwarzenbach: You see, that's American history. I've moved on.
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Blake Schwarzenbach: But in an okay way. Not insensitively.
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#5: you might as well know, hell is hot as hell boss.
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#2: Mr. Gerbik. Half-shark, half-man, skin like alligator. Carrying a dead walrus.
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Blake Schwarzenbach: With thoughtful awareness.
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#2: I love the Cabin Boy sample. "Half man, half shark."
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Blake Schwarzenbach: All this shit is free. Knowledge, friends, walking. It's almost that simple. Except that then there we are. Suddenly! Not happy with walking, friends, or knowledge.
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Blake Schwarzenbach: I am a living, walking, friend-having palindrome.
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#2: African beads, snakeskins, cold script through you my medical passes you can't see, with greedy glasses carbon dioxide, pour right through 'em with gases.
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Blake Schwarzenbach: Which is not to say -- and this is the great mistake of the indignant Right of this country -- that I cannot also meet you somewhere, at midfield, when it's totally unsafe.
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#6: i had a 72 year old patient the other night who had very large breast implants. creepiest thing i've seen so far.
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#4: His thoughts were dÈj‡ vu, unaware of walls which surrounded his awareness of the truth.
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Blake Schwarzenbach: Perhaps Obama's bravest and gravest error. Who knows? Either he's cynical or naive. Are those good choices for the first black president? Can we know without waiting 20 years for Kissinger to be dug up and repatriated to Chile?
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Blake Schwarzenbach: I'm listening to Robyn so hard I cannot even hear the ambient pain that is the floor of this country.
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#1: This whole squat reminds me of a young red faced boy who was so dissappointed with a Christmas gift one year. He came tumbling down a case of stairs holding a monster of a guitar. Yet he carries this sour, hoola dancer look on his face. Asked what's wrong, little Kenneth. "Mom! I can't play Coal Chamber without a 7 string"! Holidays fall flat for everyone once in a wheel.
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Blake Schwarzenbach: It would be easy enough to say, "this is just what they want." But I don't agree with that assessment. I want to dance back the hours stolen from me, and I want to live long enough to see Newt Gingrich and Paul Wolfowitz totally humiliated.
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Blake Schwarzenbach: It happened long ago. But Julian Assange and Corporal Manning have fact-checked a lazy, sycophantic media.
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